A story told by many

[[DRuG]Davo]

KISS *I was made for loving for you* whilst putting black and white make up on her face


She then offered me some magic mushrooms to which i replied...

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

how did you get that through security?

[[DRuG]Mortal]

"Never mind that"

She said with a coy grin, licking her lips. She force fed me the bag of shrooms.

Within 15 minutes they had kicked in and ...

[[DRuG]Widgit]

the world had returned to normal again.
It seems whatever was in my system was completely counteracted by the shrooms!
I stole the bag off her for fear that I might need another dose in the future.
I collected my clothes and headed down the hallway out of the hospital...

[[DRuG]Mortal]

Once I'd gotten out of the hospital into the cool breeze, it became
apparent that it was time to put my clothes on when I noticed two
young ladies laughing and pointing.

I washed up in the coin fountain, grabbed some coffee/paper money, threw
on my trousers, one leg at a time like anybody else, buttoned them,
and flung my shirt over my shoulder.

The sun was shining and I wanted to blend the line on my neck a
little better. I flexed for the shorties. Just then, out of the sky
and into my arms fell....

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

A GOAT!!!! looking around, i saw no one that had thrown it or where it had come from. i decided to keep it as mine. i called him Freddy. he had a leash around him so i put him on the ground, where he began grazing.

The hospital i was in was a couple of k's from my house, i though id walk there.

"honey im home" i said when i came through the door. she didn't look happy.

"where have you been for the last week, AND WHY HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME". i looked around... she was pointing at the goat which now looked different as the mushrooms had warn off. it kinda looked like a...

[[DRuG]Widgit]

bastard child of Carrot Top and Kathy Griffin.

"NO darling, you can't possibly think I'd cheat with THAT!" I wailed.

"I don't care" she screamed, "You brought another woman into our house".

She started throwing anything she could get her hands on at me, and the goat/ginger freak started munching on each of them.

I dropped the leash and ran out the back door...

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

to find a whole platton of U.S army troops pointing M4A1 guns at me. "SHIT" i shitted myself!
"sir, we wont to you come with us..

[[DRuG]NikT]

Having finally paid the money to the city clerk for the orphanage's rent, I was satisfied that I'd saved my childhood home like the penguin had asked.. you never want to upset a nun like that...

OMG I realized.. I'm dreaming again... trapped in the Blues Brothers movie I had watched a few nights ago.. the room started to take shape again around me..





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[[DRuG]Widgit]

...and I realised I was sitting in a US Military Terrorist containment cell.
They had me strapped to a chair and I was hooked up to an IV.

"That's to flush the drugs out of your system" said a deep booming voice from behind me.

"You were pretty fucked up there fella, I wonder if you even know where you are?"

I shook my head and tried to take in more of my surroundings, there were no windows, no sounds, I had no idea other than that this was a military facility due to the sign on the wall reading "US Military Terrorist Containment Cell".

"Terrorist!?" I gawped, "You've got to be kidding me?"

"We've been tracking you for months Mr Anderson, ever since that incident in...