A story told by many

[[DRuG]Grish]

There is no catagory for a story, So i thought here might be best.
I'll start it, anyone can join in and continue it...
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The other day I was walking down the road and saw some strange flashing lights just over the next hill. I had no idea what they were coming from, they were all different colours and such. So I ran over there to see what it was....

[[DRuG]Smallo]

it was a circus i was so excited so i creamed in my pants than i saw a

[[DRuG]NikT]

Big sign saying "WARNING! The cappuccino theme ride may overflow cream into this area".

"No Wonder!" I exclaimed, accepting the towel from the carny operator who approached laughing - he saw me get creamed.

"SO - what's the best carny attraction here?" I asked, knowing the carny would have a good idea.

"Whack-a-Smallo - kinda like whack-a-mole, but you hit this elephant dude any time he says something gross" the carny answered.

"Nah, I have a much better game in mind", I explained. An interested sideways glance met my wicked grin.. "tell me more" he said in a hushed voice.....

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

"illegal poker" i said, "midnight at the old mill". i winked at him.

"how much minimum" he asked warily.

"Ten thousand in unmarked notes" i said. "and bring...

[[DRuG]Widgit]

your own snacks, I'm quite fond of those fried ...

[[DRuG]Rassilon]

.....Snake Legs marinated in Marrowbone Jelly and a large Chocolate Thickshake.
I turned around and tripped.....

[[DRuG]Widgit]

... on my prehensile tail. I'd forgotten to tape it to my leg again.
I quickly high tailed it out of the circus before they captured me for their sideshow.

On the drive home I decided to stop in and visit...

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

[DRuG]Nikt, at his house. i got there, but all i could see is the power lines jolting with the electricity being used. I gasped in awe when...

[[DRuG]NikT]

I realized, as the giant, segmented purple creature let me in, that the power draw wasn't coming from NikT's computers, but from a large electric water pipe he had sitting in the middle of the room, hoses with mouthpieces snaking off it from every edge... some straight back to the power lines, others into the mouths of the collective of grinning, human sized caterpillars that all turned to me in unison, blowing smoke rings as they talked, asking

"Who o O Arre e E Yo O u U??"

"I've come to visit NikT! Where is he?" I asked.

...

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

"In the dunnnngeoON.. DoooWNN BELLloow" said the creature. "He iIs WeeaaAk the PoowWer Drrriaainnn issss nott EEEnough!".
"gulp", i gulped.
"To see him you must asnNJWSer 3 QuiestionsSSSS"
"The first is...