Lol, for some reason speedtest and a lot of other sites can't get it out of their heads that I'm in Brisbane since I connected via the hotel up there.. Now everything that used to spam me saying "hot chicks in <Melbourne suburb>" say Queensland stuff.. Damnnn... I was just about ready to snap and call one of those spams..
I found another wireless network unkeyed, but the only thing that seems accessible on it is the router itself. Lame, they probably can't even connect to it to set it up, let alone lock it down, so I don't get my free interments from them.. damnit.. I should track them down and complain.