A story told by many

by **[DRuG]Mortal** on Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:49 am

...I went up to the burger king and walked through the drive through, flipping over my handlebars and scraping my face on the silk driveway. At least I wasn't hungry anymore. I had eaten the...

by **[DRuG]Davo** on Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:46 pm

Double whopper w/ cheese and also 3 tins of [SPAM]

. I then went to the cinemas and decided to watch..

by **[DRuG]Mortal** on Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:51 pm

The SImpsons Movie, when it was then that I realized the entire plot of my life, imagined on a forum, is falling apart like the last 20 minutes of said film! I'm sure some how, some way...

by **[DRuG]El1m1nate** on Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:47 pm

i can kill myself. Hopefully before the movie finishes. I got up and...

by **[DRuG]Mortal** on Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:41 am

pulled out my chome magnum, made a couple jokes about neanderthals and chromagnum while waving it about, put a few in the loud kids front row, and finally put one in my brain. I saw a flash, then red, then...

by **[DRuG]El1m1nate** on Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:36 pm

i realized a new terrorist organization had just released a shock wave of electric current through the phone lines and cable line, thus taking out the internet! NOOOOOOOO...

by **[DRuG]Mortal** on Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:28 pm

Well, it's been just over a year and the internets and world wide weblogs are back. Just hours after the online world met it's end, the population of earth descended into...

by **[SiK]DemonSeed** on Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:31 am

total retardation, and then a nuclear war happened and everyone dies...........

by **[DRuG]NikT** on Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:51 am

...Except for the GTA scene, since they were all on DRuG forums at the time, protected by the Aura of it's leetness, the nuclear fallout turned them all into....

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