A story told by many

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

cuba, we have kept you under constant servaliance [i cant spell and firefox cant correct it!].

"What incident".
"YOU SHOULD REMEMBER" came the booming voice again!

"oh u mean the attack on your embassy, well thats just the start... remember 9/11?" i exclaimed!
"and also our next plan, ...

[[DRuG]Davo]

which would ultimately destroy the interwebs, thereby crippling the US economy, which would have a flow on effect. There would be anarchy worldwide. Muhahahahaha"

"You're trying to trick me. There is no embassy in Cuba Fool." yelled the booming voice, which i kind of found sexy.

THWACK. *I GET KNOCKED OUT*

as I slowly woke up in another cell, my body is aching all over.

From across the cell. I see a face i recognise, his vacant eyes staring at the ground

It is none other than














RoboCop....

[[DRuG]Mortal]

Bill Cosby. He slinks over to my end of our cube and begins to
whisper nasties in my ear

"Gee bop. Pudding, jell-o, yawwww, doi, jello pud-pops dawwww"

My reaction was

[[DRuG]Grish]

CHAPTER 2: I dig a pigmy.

How did I end up in this situation? Here I am, running through this forest. I'm obviously near the Northern Pole somewhere. The ground is covered in Snow and the Trees are all Conifers.

I stop running.
How the hell did I end up here?

I hear noises behind me.
I'm being chased.
:O

I start bolting through the forest again.
Is It a bear? Wolves? Hunters?

OMFG!!!!
It's fucking goatse man!!!

Hundreds of them.

They're going to bite my head off if they catch me, I just know it.

Holyfuck.

I wonder if they can climb trees, that might be my only means of escape.
They run so fast.
This is terrifying.
I dont want my head bitten off by a goatse man.

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

I climb up a tree just as one of them tried to eat me!
They start chomping up the tree!

Lucky, on my back i find a jet pack!


after 10 mins of flying the gas meter show:
LOW
"DAMN" i say

looking down i can see a small farm. i land.
before me there is a farmer with a pitchfork raised in the air yelling...

[[DRuG]Widgit]

SPIDER PIG SPIDER PIG DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER PIG CAN.

Just then my jetpack malfunctioned and threw me into the air, it then ran out of fuel and I crashed head first into a haystack.

[[DRuG]Davo]

It hurt.

I was sad
so then i decided to...

[[DRuG]Mortal]

Roll up a fat spliff and see if Nik wanted to smoke. I pulled out my 2way ham radio circa 1210 bc and to my surprise...

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

it turned into a chicken!

a live squak-ing chicken!
wait, i remember the farmer was on a radio!

i knock the old man out and start tunning into a frequency...

[[DRuG]Smallo]

69.69 Porn FM, they started to talk about african children so i through the radio at a brick wall and then ate the remains. I was hungry so...