A story told by many

[[DRuG]Widgit]

the guy running the Dogem cars.
I cut his head off and stashed the body.
Once I'd stolen his clothes I told the other dogem crew that I was taking one of the cars to the shop to get it repaired.

I hoped into the Dogem and motored on down the highway.
Some bastard cut me off so I decided to follow him and give him a bit of road rage fever, but after half an hour of following him on the highway I realised we had crossed the border into...

[[DRuG]Mortal]

edit: The found-below came after the last post on p1 whoops.
Ok, I'll read the other three pages and add something new if
no one beats me to it

Before the caterpillar could mutter his first whiny little question, I drew my 44 Mag
and made a mess in Nik's den. I rushed to the basement-slash-growtank to free him.
Tripping over a broomstick as I made my way through the creaky door passage,
I fell and bounced 17,192 times over what must have summed to be at least 30,000 steps.

I got up and brushed off the jelly beans I had accumulated and gotten stuck to on the way
down, looked through the shadows to find Nikt, he was relieved to see me. Tied up in a.....

[[DRuG]NikT]

BOOOOM

... dream again, I realized - I came to only to discover the lowrider had slammed into a tree... I seemed to have a cut on my forehead where I had hit the steering wheel.. luckily it had a pillow in the middle... LOL! That's right, I had stolen this bumper car - but how had I reached the desert - I wandered from the car aimlessly into what seemed like the edge of the desert, the only visible landmark a handmade sign saying "Barstow: 50 miles".

What was this ?? Flashbacks? I've never taken acid - nothing was making sense as I staggered away from the wrecked lowrider... where was I?

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

first from NikT's house, to....Mexico!
some guy was standing above me holding a beer.
"Hey, you no die here in mi barr" he said.
when i stumbled out i looked around and saw...

[[DRuG]Mortal]

ugly men and heard the screams and cries of little children, the musky smell of anus,
and crack smoke was filling my lungs, the only highlight of this whole situation.

I was in the Disney World, I was sure of it. But how did I get in here?

Sitting there watching mickey eat a baby, unsure of whether my recent wake up was, in fact, a wake up, at all, I could
hear footsteps behind me. Faster and faster. But going away from me?....

[[DRuG]Grish]

i awoke again on some kind of table, unable to move.
straps were holding down my arms legs and head.
someone with a white coat and a doctors mask on leant over me and plunged a needle into my forehead.
I fell back into dream...

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

Waking up at last, i finally saw what was in that needle.. an ugly dark blue colored tumor.
They told me to rest.


I awoke and my mother was there, holding my hand. she said...

[[DRuG]Mortal]

It was a Tu-Mah!

To which I replied,

[[DRuG]El1m1nate]

"YOUR NOT MY REAL MOTHER"
"GET...

[[DRuG]Mortal]

..ME MY MONKEY, I'M EFFIN' OUT OF HERE!"

The elderly stranger of a woman in front of me immediately went into a pale
shade of green and started shaking on the floor, rolling about, and screaming
something to the tune of...