NikT @ The Sebel in Auckland NZ for a week.

[[DRuG]NikT]

OK, this room is teh bling..



If anyone is in Auckland - speak up - I'm here for a week & could do with some entertainment/company.

[[SiK]Demiveil]

ZOMG! Welcome to New Zealand!

[[LE]Adrenaline]

I'm not gonna lie, that toilet looks pretty badass.

[[DRuG]NikT]

Damn straight mofo - gotta have a good shitter.

lolll

[[DRuG]Grish]

NikT knows all about having a clean shitter

based on previous holidays

[[DRuG]NikT]

hahahahha so true... ok - here's another of NikT's (true) stories...

So I'm in the party islands - Koh Pha Ngan to be specific, by myself for a week, I decided to go have a dance (yes, I'm one of the original Melbourne Shufflers before people used to 'learn' the style) - so after a while, I find myself chatting to this amazing looking girl in a hella funky bikini.. she tells me about how she's gone home with Goldie (famous drum n bass artist) and we connect with about the same depth of knowledge on electronic music.. discussion subtly moves to where my bungalow is located.. I tell her it's just down the beach a bit, so she asks if she can come back n use my toilet - one of the few bungalows on the island with a western one where u sit down, rather than squat on ceramic foot stands like the asian ones...

So we walk back, me thinking 'wow, this girl is absolutely amazing, I can't believe she's coming back to my room'

We get to the bungalow.. I wait in the main room while she goes to the toilet.....

Then I remember... OMFG - that's right, I don't have a toilet brush, and, being a bucket-flush style, unplumbed toilet, there are massive skiddies running down the back of the porcelain - humid weather n all, it aint gonna be pretty in there.

At that point, she emerges from the toilet, looking subtly disgusted, says 'annnyway, I better be getting back to the party' - 'I'll walk you back' - 'nononono seriously, I'm ok.. see you later' and promptly leaves.

DOH

u gotta laugh tho..

[Capsinurass]

ahahahahahahaha She left because of a durty shitter, just shows you need to clean your craper b4 you go to partys!

[[LE]Adrenaline]

hahahaa Nikt, fucking-A.

[[DRuG]Davo]

Nice job Nikt, anyway hope you have fun in NZ

[[DRuG]Silky]

IM AT AUCKLAND
but im assuming you already went and came back