pulled out my chome magnum, made a couple jokes about neanderthals and chromagnum while waving it about, put a few in the loud kids front row, and finally put one in my brain. I saw a flash, then red, then...

The SImpsons Movie, when it was then that I realized the entire plot of my life, imagined on a forum, is falling apart like the last 20 minutes of said film! I'm sure some how, some way...

...I went up to the burger king and walked through the drive through, flipping over my handlebars and scraping my face on the silk driveway. At least I wasn't hungry anymore. I had eaten the...

happy teh bday

SPAM

Roll up a fat spliff and see if Nik wanted to smoke. I pulled out my 2way ham radio circa 1210 bc and to my surprise...

Got lost back there in El1im1inate's spam

I loved that effin trainer. Howdy Sniper

ha, renderware 3.x doing that? Never. Half life 2, it's all fake though. Lights and boxes. It's really a cheap engine,
thats why it runs so good:

Bill Cosby. He slinks over to my end of our cube and begins to
whisper nasties in my ear

"Gee bop. Pudding, jell-o, yawwww, doi, jello pud-pops dawwww"

My reaction was

damn, im gonna lose this round lol